The kestrel in the churchyard keeps crying out for lingonberries.
"This is not a Nordic crime novel," I remind it. "I can give you jackfruit, or mangoes, or even those rotten-smelling durian whose popularity in China is rivalled only by the iPhone, but the lingonberry is beyond my reach."
I turn away, miss the kestrel flying to attack me, eyes first, & then that critical vein in the neck. My last thought just before I pass: "Lars Kepler might get a novel out of this."
Drag & Drop
An exhausted pair of pranksters needed police help to drag a giant metal cockroach they had moved six meters along Rundle Mall early this morning.
Domenic Esposito dropped a 10-foot, 800-pound sculpture of a heroin spoon on the sidewalk in front of a Coventry Pharmaceutical company.
Businesswoman dragging a giant heavy weight on chain, Guilt written on the ball. Cartoon vector flat-style concept illustration.
Hogan drops an elbow on the prone Giant, & another, & another.
Two German painters are dragging a giant pen through Utah, Colorado, & Wyoming.
Man uses bulldozer to drop giant boulder on a pickup truck & destroys its suspension.
Wilson will be traveling alone, using only skis & kites, dragging a giant pair of pink breasts full of enough survival supplies for 80 days across Antarctica.
Wilderness hill giants used to be an active place for F2P pking. Double the drop rate of Giant Key from hill giants in the wilderness. Hopefully this could add some interesting incentive to F2P players to enter the wilderness.
for Joe Zawinul, a weather report
Rising rivers vomit glossy
coffee table books on Brutalist
edifices of the 1930s. Sane adults
narrow down a list of options
for substance use. I'm camped
out here in the middle of a flood
reciting supposedly helpful
mantras for making the water
recede. I think I'm in denial.
Mark Young's most recent books are les échiquiers effrontés, a collection of surrealist visual poems laid out on chessboard grids, published by Luna Bisonte Prods; The Word Factory: a miscellany, from gradient books of Finland; & The Perfume of The Abyss from Moria Books.
